Sickness

Being sick is a very very annoying state. You feel like garbage and your doing the most annoying habits like sniffling and coughing. I've been sick for pretty much all week and it's just a very unpleasant experience because not only do you feel poorly you miss quite a bit of school work. So my advice to you is don't get sick and if that fails drink lots of soup and stay in bed. 

God and the Big Bang

Doing my research project, I found many amazingly good sources of information on the Big Bang and on one of these sources I found an amusing and very simplified way to described the beginning of the universe. 

In the beginning, before the divine and impenetrable 10^-43 (ten the negative forty-third power) seconds, God was stuck in Nirvana in an ocean of qunatic vacuity. He was hihtly bored with so much luminous perfection . From wrath, he exploded with rage and with his superforce created the Universe.

Then, preaching of Grand Unification, he decided to make some noise with a supersonic big bang which he called Inflation. The Universe found itself with a trinity of divine forces governing a virtual ocean of phantom particles.

Next, weary of so much photonic immaturiality, God save the quarks...and the antiquarks! A titanic combat ensued between the divine quarks with their unlucky likenesses, the antiquarks.

Then God rendered the Universe more humble by creating the modest Leptons. He also added a humble and weak force to three others beset with a sin of pride.

To the aid of the four divine forces, the saintly quarks vanquished the satanic antiquarks. They could then unite in stronger hadronic trinities. 

Then the energetic tension of combat slowly dilated in a infinite expansion. The hadronic trinities united as prophets: of the loyal nuclei baptized "Hydrogen" and "Helium".

Finally, nuclei united with the beautiful Electrons (of the lepton family) forming the first atoms. 

I though this was very humorous and I hope you at least didn't think this was a waste of time. :P

Epic

When something is epic it means it's AMAZING! So when you say that flip was epic, you're saying the flip was cool (times forty-seven though). Epic does NOT mean any of the following: Lame, awkward, stupid, or disgusting. Epic, while a slang word, should at least be used properly at all times, because it's epic. 

P.S. You're all epic if you think I'm right.

P.S.S. If you don't think I'm right, just go away....forever.

Boom!

I like this word "boom". It can be used in several different situations: situations like describing an actual explosion, making something seem more exciting (for example: And then BOOM! There was a monster.) and my favorite using for no BOOM reason what-so-ever BOOM! 

Chilled

On Friday there was a swim meet against James Lick (we won). There were a few things I really really hated about it though. First was the overly sunny weather, the sun not only gives you sun-burns, but it drains your energy to swim. Second was that it was windy, when it's windy and you get out of the water, you are over come with extreme cold, when it's actually pretty warm out. Lastly, I lost time on my fastest stroke, that made me really sad. :(

Instant Gratification

You know what the problem about life at this age is? That you (or at least I) need everything to happen instantly. It really sucks to lack the virtue of patience. I of all people would know, here I am doing something important (writing essays) and I'm bored out of my mind; so much that I want to just stop and do something else. With all the possible things I could be doing right now, I have to write essays. While things like video games, TV or walking down to a friends house or something is much more fun some things, like these essays, need to be done. It sucks that this "instant gratification" has me wrapped around it like a robe because a lot of things (my grades for one) would be so much better right now if it didn't have this power over me. I swear, it's like the devil guy on your left shoulder. Take it from me when I say,"Listen to the angel guy on your right shoulder, it's too late for me." 

Essays

Writing that last blog gave me ideas about this one and the one to come, so listen up!!! Essays when you're writing for school are supposed to be very methodical: Topic sentence, point, explanation, point, explanation, point, explanation, conclusion; that's all it is. Writing essays for say a collage application is much much different. A collage application essay is more like talking about your life to them: who you are, what you do, why you do it. It's not just sentences you write to make a point, it's like you're writing a blog like this, you're trying to actually appeal to a reader as apposed to appealing a type of reader. 

Boredom

Well, here I am, home on a saturday afternoon writing essays to get into a program that I'm more than likely not getting into. The only thing that comes to my mind right now is,"Wow, I'm really REALLY bored right now." I can barely focus my thoughts enough to write a single sentence for my essay. Something really needs to be done about my short attention span.